The Invisible Route Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“Kelce is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kelce gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
82%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kelce's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.