The Snap Count Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.
- Kelce finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kelce's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.