The Chip-and-Release Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- Kelce is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Kelce sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Kelce scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Trey McBride
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- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.