The Phantom Flag Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kelce's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Kelce gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kelce, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.