The Chip-and-Release Hex of Travis Kelce
Travis Kelce · KC · TE
“At 37, Kelce is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kelce's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kelce's stadium. Only over Kelce.
- The broadcast shows Kelce on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kelce, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Kelce in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Kelce is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Kelce actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.