The Kneel-Down Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“Lawrence gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Lawrence finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Lawrence scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.