The Sideline-Scold Hex of Trevor Lawrence
Trevor Lawrence · JAX · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Lawrence's stadium. Only over Lawrence.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lawrence's week
- Lawrence gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- Garbage time arrives early for Lawrence: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
78%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lawrence's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Trevor Lawrence in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Trevor Lawrence is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Trevor Lawrence actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.