The Chip-and-Release Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Ref: "Number Kraft, that's a flag." Kraft: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kraft runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
90%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Kraft, Kraft, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.