The Hamstring Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“The broadcast shows Bass on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Bass will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bass drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.