The Phantom Flag Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Bass finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bass, Bass, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.