The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Bass is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bass's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.