The Upright Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Bass is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Ref: "Number Bass, that's a flag." Bass: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Bass will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bass's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.