The Shank Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- The broadcast shows Bass on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Bass is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
90%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bass drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.