The Upright Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“A mysterious flag erases Bass's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Bass, that's a flag." Bass: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Bass scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.