The Phantom Flag Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bass's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bass's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.