The Doink Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Bass gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bass, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.