The Shank Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Ref: "Number Bass, that's a flag." Bass: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.
- Bass will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
79%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bass's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.