The Hamstring Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The broadcast shows Bass on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bass, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.