The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Bass finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bass drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Brandon Aubrey
- Cameron Dicker
- Khalil Shakir
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.