The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Ref: "Number Bass, that's a flag." Bass: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Bass trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
84%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bass's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.