The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bass's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.