The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Bass is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bass drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.