The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Bass is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
75%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bass's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.