The Wind Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Bass is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bass drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.