The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Bass is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bass's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.