The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Bass. Bass does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Bass goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bass's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.