The Shank Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Ref: "Number Bass, that's a flag." Bass: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bass drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.