The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bass's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.