The Wind Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Bass trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bass's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.