The Doink Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Bass trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
82%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bass, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.