The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Bass gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
75%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bass, Bass, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.