The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Bass finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bass's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.