The Doink Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Ref: "Number Bass, that's a flag." Bass: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bass's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.