The Doink Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“The broadcast shows Bass on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bass gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bass's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.