The Wide Left Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bass will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
84%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bass, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.