The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Bass trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
86%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Bass scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.