The Wide Left Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bass's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.