The Upright Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bass's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.