The Bad Spot Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Commanders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
78%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Commanders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.