The Snap Count Hex of Devin Neal
Devin Neal · WAS · RB
“Neal will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Neal's week
- Neal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Neal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Neal, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Devin Neal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devin Neal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devin Neal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.