The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“Ref: "Number White, that's a flag." White: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- White breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
83%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
White, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.