The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- Coach says White is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- White will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
White's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.