The Garbage-Time Hex of Rachaad White
Rachaad White · WAS · RB
“White gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins White's week
- White gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- White finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
White drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rachaad White in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rachaad White is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rachaad White actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.