The Hamstring Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Smallwood sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smallwood, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.