The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Smallwood tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- The broadcast shows Smallwood on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smallwood's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.