The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Wendell Smallwood
Wendell Smallwood · WAS · RB
“Ref: "Number Smallwood, that's a flag." Smallwood: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smallwood's week
- Smallwood gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
- Smallwood will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smallwood drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Wendell Smallwood in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wendell Smallwood is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wendell Smallwood actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.