The Phantom Flag Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Commanders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
78%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Commanders drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.