The Hamstring Hex of Wil Lutz
Wil Lutz · DEN · K
“Lutz gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Lutz's week
- Lutz gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Lutz hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
82%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lutz, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Wil Lutz in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Wil Lutz is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Wil Lutz actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.