The Phantom Flag Hex of Jonah Coleman
Jonah Coleman · DEN · RB
“Rookie Coleman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Coleman gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
72%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonah Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonah Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonah Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.