The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Zach Charbonnet
Zach Charbonnet · SEA · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Charbonnet's stadium. Only over Charbonnet.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Charbonnet's week
- Charbonnet's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- The team goes up 21 early and Charbonnet gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
83%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Charbonnet drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zach Charbonnet in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zach Charbonnet is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zach Charbonnet actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.